They do things differently.
Dad visited me in Shanghai, we hit up a museum, this thing happened:
Category: Humour
Sofa for sale
Are you sitting comfortably? Probably not as comfortably as me because y’all aren’t resting your sweet cheeks on this CUSTOM PRICERITE L-SHAPED BITCH OF A SOFA which I’m giving away for FREE – that’s right FREE – the EXACT. RIGHT. PRICE.